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All right, at the request of my parents, Sydnie “nobody likes you, Sydnie” “Be nice. I like you Syd”, my sister, and through my sister, my old teachers coupled with the fact that I have math homework that I don’t want to do, I will update the blog with my first days of school and before. But first I should say that Eden was adding things to this entry verbally and they are in italic quotes, along with my replies (in non-italic quotes). I advise reading Eden’s part in a whiny high-pitched girl voice. “Screw you Hannah I am a MAN and so are you”. On Saturday, Eden and I went to big day out. “God Hannah, there are freaking capital letters” We had a mini adventure because we didn’t have our ids (we didn’t know we needed them) and Eden didn’t have his school id because he lost it in America. Even though Eden has lost “it was stolen” “shut up Eden” “(raspberry)” “thus proving the statement about a whiny girl” his wallet (and all of his ids), pants, and many other things, he still felt that it would be better for him to keep the tickets to the train, the concert, my permit, and his birth certificate (which he had to take because he lost his ids, is that ironic?). When we got to the concert, we were hungry so Eden and I got Subway. The Subways in Australia don’t have mustard. :”( that’s a sobbing smiley face which isn’t a real smiley face because it is sobbing not smiling. So anyway, I temporarily forgot that the Subways didn’t have mustard and the lady behind the counter didn’t speak enough English to remind me. So after I asked three times and all of the people getting Subway laughed “I didn’t laugh” at the stupid American “Now I nodded”, I gave up on that. Subway isn’t the same without mustard. After eating the swm (subway without mustard), we went to the concert. Eden demonstrated another reason to not trust him with important things when he went through the line twenty people ahead of me “it is only fair to point out that Hannah just changed that number four times” “shut up Eden, this is my blog entry, get your own” “its my blog to, Hannah and Eden’s most excellent adventure” “My blog entry, our blog.” “(raspberry)” So anyway, after I got through by pointing at him and saying he has my things, we went to see Kisschasy. At that concert, we found some awesome 18-year olds, and spent the rest of the day getting smashed. JUST JOKING. Can’t believe everything you read on the Internet. “then why should we believe that you’re joking” “maybe we can’t. Well, only we will truly know.” So what really happened was Eden checked our bag full of water and food after I told him to wait so we could change things around in Brandon’s bag to make room for them. Then Brandon and I got hot so we went and sat in the shade until the band we wanted to see was on. While in the shade, we watched this rapperdudemanboything (which is now a word because this guy needed something to describe him) “rapperdudemanboything? Hannah’s on drugs everyone.” “Eden, shut up.” This rapperdudemanboything had an entire song that just repeated his name (which was Dizzy Rascel). He was very confused as to where he was from. Sometimes he would have a Jamaican accent, an American accent, and other times, an Australian accent. So a more accurate name for him is rapperdudemanboythingwhodoesn’tknowwherehe’sfrom. It was during rapperdudemanboythingwhodoesn’tknowwherehe’sfrom’s performance that Brandon and I started crowd watching. We watched the girl who danced like a sim, the people square dancing, the people jumping with an imaginary rope (a girl trip over the imaginary rope), and the girl get side tackled and sit waiting for the paramedics to come. When we left the shade, the heavens opened and it rained a lot. Brandon didn’t understand why I wanted out of the rain until he noticed that I was wearing a tank top. Such a boy. “Reminds me of you” “Go to Hell” Until the end of the night, it was uneventful. At the end of the night, there was a miscommunication and someone “cough A**** cough. Why did you block out the letters?” “for the sake of anonymity” didn’t understand that when we said meet at the playground, we meant meet at the playground, we’re leaving. As a result, Eden and I didn’t get to eat McDonalds with everyone else. Sad day. We did have it later due to the persuasive techniques of persistent whining from Blake and Eden (who sounded like a girl). Then we got home and fell on the floor with extreme exhaustion. The End.

The Aussie word of the day (meaning the word of whenever I feel like posting one) is brought to you by Lilly Allen. Although we can’t say it for my parents sake. “Woo, I got the last word” "No, I get the last word, its my entry" "NOt when I take your laptop away" "Haha, he thinks he won but now he's doing maths and I get the last word. MUWHAHA"