Australia Day

Today, I learned that Eden has fourty-thousand-million-gillion-gazlion girl friends. How you ask. And if you didn't ask, you are either one of these friends or an nonreactive blog reader who doesn't think I'm funny. In the case of the latter, please never darken the doorstep of the blog again. If you didn't laugh at that, then I'm serious, your presence on this sight is not welcome, please leave. Also leave if you are A (and you know who you are A). So anyway, how did I find out that Eden has fourty-thousand-million-gillion-gazlion girl friends? I'm not going to tell you yet. First, I'm going to talk about the rest of Australia day. (That's a writing technique to keep someone reading through the boring parts so they can know the good stuff.) We went to the city for the first half of the day. To get to the city, we ride the train. During that time, we put on tattoos and Blake and I made fun of the girl eating peach yogurt and bananas. In the city, we went to the circular quay (pronounced cay). That’s where the Sydney Harbour (Harbor) Bridge and the Sydney Opera House are, children. We watched the ferry races. The ferries were cool, except it was very hot and ferries are very slow. There were other entertainments while we waited, such as the stupid eight people in the four person boat trying to zoom around the big ferries and watching them fly in the air over the waves, and the littlest jet boat. The littlest jet boat was a tiny boat that originally had no people. We wrote a story about it but then it came back with people and the story was over. The race finished and the black boat one won. We went to watch the street shows. We watched the second-best unicyclist in the world (he was the first and even had a metal but I wanted to be first so I made myself a metal and a plague. So now I’m the world’s best unicyclist.) and an Aboriginal band. Heath and I played with the band on the sticks. Then they kicked me out because my rhythm stinks and Heath had to come with me. After that, I had my first sausage roll. We went to get on the train and we found Captain Cook. He wouldn’t let us take a picture with him because he wanted us to buy a cruise. So we just went to the train. When we got home, we went swimming. Later, Eden and I went to Menai to watch the fireworks. Finally, it’s the moment you’ve been waiting for… how I learned that Eden has fourty-thousand-million-gillion-gazlion girl friends. The moment we entered the fields at Menai, Eden was swarmed. And after one girl was done squealing, she would try to introduce herself. Unfortunately, when she did this, another girl would begin to squeal and I could never hear the names. Finally, I just hid with Steph and Brandon. Steph’s friends don’t squeal and jump, they’re calm and I can hear their names. The fireworks were awesome. By the end of the day, we were worn out (again). Once again, we fell asleep as soon as we hit our beds. The End.

Today’s Aussie word of the week is an actual slang word that is used. It is heaps. Guess what it means.